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Posted On: 05/25/2020 7:13:28 PM
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Posted By: SaltyMutt
MAN v WOMAN AT THE ATM MACHINE

MAN:

Pull up to machine
Wind window down
Insert ATM card, enter PIN
Retrieve cash
Drive away

WOMAN:

Pull up to machine
Open door ( stopped too FAR away from machine)
Search through all of the 112 compartments in handbag for ATM card
Re-apply lipstick, fix hair
Insert Card
Remove card
Insert card the correct way up
Search for piece of paper with PIN on it
Enter PIN
Enter correct PIN
Retrieve cash, put in bag
Drive off
Reverse back to machine
Retrieve card
Drive three miles away
Release hand-brake

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