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Posted On: 05/18/2020 9:47:34 AM
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My urologist said I have a healthy prostate.
I was deeply touched.
Booked an airline flight last week.
The lady said, "window or aisle."
I said, "window or you'll what ?"
The quarantine has ruined many marriages but mine is still going strong.
Just the other day I woke up to my loving wife holding a pillow tightly over my face to protect me from the coronavirus.
Pretty wild how we used to eat cake after everyone sang a song around it and someone blew air from their mouth onto it.
Of all the things I learned in grade school
Trying to avoid Cooties was the last one I expected to ever use
I guess I'll never be able to lie to myself again
About all the stuff I would do if I just had the time
I was deeply touched.
Booked an airline flight last week.
The lady said, "window or aisle."
I said, "window or you'll what ?"
The quarantine has ruined many marriages but mine is still going strong.
Just the other day I woke up to my loving wife holding a pillow tightly over my face to protect me from the coronavirus.
Pretty wild how we used to eat cake after everyone sang a song around it and someone blew air from their mouth onto it.
Of all the things I learned in grade school
Trying to avoid Cooties was the last one I expected to ever use
I guess I'll never be able to lie to myself again
About all the stuff I would do if I just had the time


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