GARDEN OF EDEN

After God created Adam he told him, 'Walk over to the other side of that hill.'

Adam said,'What's a hill?'

So God told him and said, 'On the other side of the hill there is a cave.'

Adam said, 'What's a cave?'

God told him and said, 'When you find the cave you will find a woman inside.'

Adam said, 'What's a woman?'

God told him and said,'Say hello to her and then reproduce.'

Adam said, 'What's reproduce? God told him and Adam ran joyously over the hill.

A few minutes later God heard Adam calling out to him.

'Adam, you're supposed to be reproducing.'

What's a headache?'