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Posted On: 05/05/2020 7:30:20 AM
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The Economy is so bad that....
- My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
- CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
- Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
- I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
- McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
- Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
- Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
- A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.
- A picture is now only worth 200 words.
- When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
- The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
And finally, I was so depressed last night thinking about the corona virus, economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
- Home-school day 1: Wondering how I can get this kid transferred out of my class.
- Don't know why my fishing buddy is worried about the coronavirus, he never catches anything!
- This is the day dogs have been waiting for. They realize their owners can't leave the house and they get them 24/7. Dogs are rejoicing everywhere.
- The truth is, it's not so boring at home. But it's interesting that one bag of rice has 7,456 grains and another has 7,489.
- We are about 3 weeks away from knowing everyone's true hair color.
- I wonder if God got so mad about all of our fighting down here that He sent us to our rooms?
- I've eaten 22 times and taken 13 naps and it's still today!
- My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
- CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
- Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
- I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
- McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
- Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
- Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
- A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.
- A picture is now only worth 200 words.
- When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
- The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
And finally, I was so depressed last night thinking about the corona virus, economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
- Home-school day 1: Wondering how I can get this kid transferred out of my class.
- Don't know why my fishing buddy is worried about the coronavirus, he never catches anything!
- This is the day dogs have been waiting for. They realize their owners can't leave the house and they get them 24/7. Dogs are rejoicing everywhere.
- The truth is, it's not so boring at home. But it's interesting that one bag of rice has 7,456 grains and another has 7,489.
- We are about 3 weeks away from knowing everyone's true hair color.
- I wonder if God got so mad about all of our fighting down here that He sent us to our rooms?
- I've eaten 22 times and taken 13 naps and it's still today!
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