Sooo...the earth is flat, the moon landing was faked, JFK was assassinated by the CIA, Mikey died from eating Pop Rocks, Andy Kaufman is still alive and living with Elvis, and women cannot get pregnant unless they orgasm.

Look, this is America, and what makes our country great is that you have the freedom to say what you want...and to be wrong in the face of cold, hard facts. I think certain people "in charge" have proven this to be true time and time again. Just please...PLEASE don't teach this stuff to young and impressionable kids as if it's true.