GREAT question! I’d go with an old (but restored) Toyota Land Cruiser. The problem is my wife already wants to buy our neighbor’s house and put in a pool, lol. I’m screwed.

<$50/share buyout occurs>

Me: “No babe, the buyout happened at only $13 a share. I know! It sucks. But we still made some good money, just not much more than what we need for the kids college fund after we pay some things off...”