Refresher Course:

Mattress: Low Risk, No Reward

Savings Bonds: Low Risk, Low Reward

Blue Chips: Moderate Risk, Moderate Reward (except right now)

Micro Cap: High Risk, High Reward

Paper bag with your money outside your door: Crazy Risk, No Reward

Pro company board

Not the venting board

Not the trader board

Not the crying in baseball board

Oh, that's right

There is no baseball