Naked shorting? People do weird stuff when stuck in the confines of their own home. I personally have been testing Oreos as a vaccine. So far I have remained healthy and I may be sending the results to the FDA for my idea. The only side effect so far is a slight allergic reaction to the calories that have caused my stomach to swell up. So I may have to use a treadmill as a combo therapy.

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