St Patrick's Day One-Liners Jokes

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.


Why don't you iron 4-Leaf clovers?
Because you don't want to press your luck.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish Who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!

What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'furniture!

What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs

What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone?
A sham rock

Why did God invent Jameson whiskey?
So the Irish would never rule the world.

St. Patrick's Day Toasts

Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer and another one.

May your wishes come true and your truth be wise.
Happy St Patricks Day

Leprechauns, castles, good luck and laughter.
Lullabies, dreams and love ever after.
A thousand welcomes when anyone comes...
That's the Irish for You!

May your blessings outnumber The shamrocks that grow,
And may trouble avoid you Wherever you go.

May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.