A man and a woman who had never met and were both married to other people,found themselves assigned to the same sleeping quarters on a trans continental train.
Though embarrassed and uneasy about sharing the same quarters they were both exhausted and fell asleep quickly,he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
Later that night the man leaned down and gently woke the woman,saying" Maam I really hate to bother you but I'm freezing.Would you please reach into the closet and hand me a blanket"?
The woman replied"I have a better idea,just for tonight lets pretend that we are married".
"Wow" the man exclaimed"Thats a great idea"!
"Good" the woman said."Get up and get your own damned blanket"!!
Then he farted.
the end.