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Posted On: 02/26/2020 9:15:31 PM
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Re: wowhappens28 #33964
Your parents failed you if?
your Parents failed you if you dont know who Daisy Duke is.
Your Parents failed you if you dont know how to drive a stick shift.
Your Parents failed You if ever ate a tide pod.
Your Parents failed You if can't clean a gun.
Your Parents failed You if can't set a steel Trap.
Your Parents failed You if you became a Rapper.
Your Parents failed You if you are a Southerner who thinks the Stars and Bars is offensive.
Your Parents failed You if you are a Southerner who doesn't know what the Stars and Bars is.
Your Parents failed You if you have never broke beans on the porch.
Your Parents failed You if you have never washed eggs from the Chicken coop.
Your Parents failed You if there wasn't a Bible somewhere in the house you grew up in.
And the ultimate sign that Your Parents failed You is if you are the reason that Bagged shad from the Sporting goods store has to say not for human consumption.
your Parents failed you if you dont know who Daisy Duke is.
Your Parents failed you if you dont know how to drive a stick shift.
Your Parents failed You if ever ate a tide pod.
Your Parents failed You if can't clean a gun.
Your Parents failed You if can't set a steel Trap.
Your Parents failed You if you became a Rapper.
Your Parents failed You if you are a Southerner who thinks the Stars and Bars is offensive.
Your Parents failed You if you are a Southerner who doesn't know what the Stars and Bars is.
Your Parents failed You if you have never broke beans on the porch.
Your Parents failed You if you have never washed eggs from the Chicken coop.
Your Parents failed You if there wasn't a Bible somewhere in the house you grew up in.
And the ultimate sign that Your Parents failed You is if you are the reason that Bagged shad from the Sporting goods store has to say not for human consumption.


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