Women one liners

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.

Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman.

She wanted a puppy. But I didn't want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.

Never laugh at your girlfriends choices... your one of them.

How do I disable the autocorrect function on my wife?

Leo, you will like the next ones>>>

Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.

I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me, she said yes - about me taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes.

Behind every angry woman is a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.

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