I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.

I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

The consensus after the election is that 100% of Americans think 50% of Americans have lost their minds.

My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory.

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F.

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