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Posted On: 02/11/2020 3:54:47 PM
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Food for thought.................
The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it.
Smoking will kill you... Bacon will kill you... But, smoking bacon will cure it.
I got gas for $1.39 today. Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell.
One day you're the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you're toast.
I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
Why do the French eat snails? They don't like fast food.
"No, thanks. I'm a vegetarian." is a fun thing to say when someone hands you their baby
Life is like a box of chocolates; it ends sooner for fat people.
The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it.
Smoking will kill you... Bacon will kill you... But, smoking bacon will cure it.
I got gas for $1.39 today. Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell.
One day you're the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you're toast.
I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
Why do the French eat snails? They don't like fast food.
"No, thanks. I'm a vegetarian." is a fun thing to say when someone hands you their baby
Life is like a box of chocolates; it ends sooner for fat people.
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