Little Amy had a problem of dozing off during Sunday school one day little Johnny was sitting behind her with his pencil, the teacher called on Amy to answer a question: Amy who is our Lord and savior? Johnny jabbed her with his pencil, Jesus Christ! said Amy, Correct said the teacher, Later the teacher called on her again: Amy who is Jesus's mother? Johnny jabbed her again, Mary Mother of Christ! Correct said the teacher, one more time the teacher called on Amy: What did Eve say to Adam after their twenty-third child? Johnny let her have it agian, IF YOU POKE ME WITH THAT THING AGAIN I'LL BREAK IT OFF!!!, and the teacher fainted.