***Just a Game*** 

A guy asked a girl in a university library, "Do you 
mind if I sit beside you?" 

..The girl replied with a loud voice, "I DON'T WANT 
TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" 

..All the students in the library started staring at 
the guy. He was truly embarrassed. 

..After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly 
to the guy's table and said, "I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?" 

..The guy then responded with a loud voice, "$500 FOR 
ONE NIGHT? THAT'S WAY TOO MUCH!" 

..All the people in the library looked at the girl in 
shock. 

....The guy whispered in her ear, "I study law and I 
know how to screw people."