I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.
-- Marilyn Munroe

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
-- Oscar Wilde

The main thing is keeping the main thing the main thing.
-- German Proverb

When everyone thinks alike, no one thinks very much.
-- Walter Lippmann

Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something.
-- Plato

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