Salty the Hawkalator is very intriguing and worth further unadulterated study. I will be able to get the funds for such study from a foreign aid kick back scheme that I have on going with my Zionist friends in Israel. Easiest money I have ever laundered through my banister buds in Panama, great place to retire: good medical facilities, low cost of living, interesting peoples, beautiful landscapes to boot. Now that Obama and Kerry and the Biden’s aren’t hogging all the gravy anymore , me and Kushner are working a new country. Best thing about working with Kush is I think Ivanka has taken a liking to me!

So back to studying the brain of the Hawk. Thinking I’ll donate a huge chunk of change to the Mayo Clinic and will fly hawks to the secret underground lab. There we will expose the subject 24 7 to Don Lemen and Mika , Joe, the Rev Al , Anderson Cooper and some Warren and Hillary torture. After 30 days we will subject the subject to a colon cleanse, than a liver detox followed by the Purge. Should put some color back in his tail feathers.
We will know the results by his next post

Incuriably yours
Shadenstein