Well, things are bleak here behind the iron curtain of Commiefornia.

The politburo in Sacramento rules with an iron fist. The new general secretary of the communist party of Commiefornia, G. Nuisance, is having people rounded up for not paying their communist dues, show here:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/state-mounts-large...59867.html


If you want to have a garage sale, you need a sellers permit and a business license:

https://www.quora.com/Do-you-need-a-permit-to...California
(and don't even think about trying to run a bootleg lemon aid stand around here....sheeesh)

And once they've cleaned out you're check book, if they think you've got any spare change hidden from them, this is what comes next:

https://www.shutterstock.com/search/colonoscopy