Bhawks pick up lines

Hey girl, I put the sensual in non-consensual.

You look much more beautiful close up than you do through my telescope.

You remind me of my sister.
In a romantic way.

Wanna come over to my place later?
I've got a gallon of lube and all the Shrek movies on blu-ray.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

My Mom says I'm the best kisser she's ever known.

You smell like trash, can I take you out?

Is your Dad in prison?
If I were your Dad, I'd be in prison.