I have to tell you that in Hawaii the last time there
I went to a deserted beach and undressed for a
naked suntan, covering my crotch. At Sunset Beach.

After a while I had sunburned butt cheeks.
Age 33 my butt had not seen the sunshine since taking
a bath in a big tub in the back yard 5 years old. My butt
turned purple and hurt like fucking nobody's business
Holy shit.

I couldn't enjoy my Canadian Pizza & Canadian Beer.
Haleiwa, North Shore, Oahu. Otherwise I had a nice tan.