My family always celebrates Thanksgiving with a fast. The faster we eat, the more food we get.

The Thanksgiving holiday brings Americans of all races and religions together to fight over discounted electronics.

Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day? He wanted to raise mashed potatoes.

Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!

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