The last person to spit on me,
57 year ago,
I stuck a burning cigarette in his ear.
The fight was on in the front seat.
We tumbled out of the car we were in when it stopped.
The adult in the group broke it up right away.

The 'spit on somebody guy' was a state wrestler that
milked cows everyday. I went "o-shit!" after feeling his grip.
What a big fucking eye opener that was !! (about farm boys)
I was a mere football basketball baseball track ladies man guy.
I was going to have to do harm to him to survive.

So,
it was a good thing for both of us to have had that fight broken up.
We did not go to jail. We had already made our points. I do not
remember why he spit on my pant leg. We finally shook hands
when getting over the spontaneous dumbass we were involved in.