Good Lord, you are seriously a quasi-linguistic retard. An intellectual sloth. This is like my rogue, alt-reality internet fantasy. I'm back at school teaching and telling off the 3rd grade, snot-nosed little shit who can't tell the difference between possessives like (your), as in "your hallucinogens," and you're which is a contraction.

I understand though that you're too lazy to check your work, so you get an F, which stands for fucking idiot.

You are (you're) the one-legged man in an ass kicking contest.