As I previously reported, my crystal ball got sold at an antique fair. Been using the magic 8 ball but it's unreliable, and my Ouija board has a broken looking glass. Someone had a decoder ring that was working pretty good, but I don't have access to it.

So since all of my fortune telling devices are either gone or broken, I've decided to stop trying to predict the future for UNVC. The tweets are great, but they are largely open to personal interpretation. If we had a system where we could run them through the crystal ball, check the results with the Ouija board, and then verify everything through the decoder ring, I think we'd get some pretty reliable info. But until then I'm done trying to come up with answers.