A giant pouch of chewing tobacco, 100 cases of Coors Light, a flour sack full of cocaine, a new corvette, a pallet of Jack Daniels, fifty hookers, a hefty bag full of skittles (you know, to honor the rainbow), twenty cartons of Lucky Strikes, as much heroin as I could possibly shoot in a month without dying, 90lbs of Twinkies, an entire side of beef, 700 gallons of Ben & Jerries Cherry Garcia, 25 bottles of amyl nitrate, 50 black lights, and two sheets of acid.

Did I leave anything out?