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Posted On: 08/16/2019 8:53:44 PM
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MOTHERS MILK
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. Breast-fed she replied.
Well, strip down to your waist, the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.
I know, she said, I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. Breast-fed she replied.
Well, strip down to your waist, the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.
I know, she said, I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.
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