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Posted On: 07/31/2019 9:45:09 AM
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Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70 years old.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
My mom said that if I don't get off my computer and do my homework she'll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn
A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
They should build the wall with Hillary's emails because nobody can get over them.
I named my hard drive "dat ass" so once a month my computer asks if I want to 'back dat ass up'.
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.
https://onelinefun.com/it/
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70 years old.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
My mom said that if I don't get off my computer and do my homework she'll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn
A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
They should build the wall with Hillary's emails because nobody can get over them.
I named my hard drive "dat ass" so once a month my computer asks if I want to 'back dat ass up'.
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.
https://onelinefun.com/it/
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