Sung to the tune Something To Believe In by Poison

Will I see he left ANDI
After preaching bout the promised land
He told me to believe in SWS
ANDI steals the money from my hand

Some say he was a scumbag
But Lord I think he wins, yeah

One and a half years of mental tears
Cries a suicidal Andiamo vet
Who fought a losing war on a message board
To find his company didn't have his back

Their lies turned him into a basher on I-Crud
Keer and the lawyers took his 401k and assets
A year and a half I wish I didn't remember
On a message board I cant forget

White lied " Im leaving this ratrace now-
Cause I never meant the things I said "

Andi give me something to believe in
If theres a Lord above
Andi give me something to believe in
Oh, Lord make the pps rise

My best friend sold his Andi, oh man
Lost a hundred grand never made it to the moon
We were all so excited on Christmas eve
But all we got was screwed

I try all night not to break down and cry
As the tears roll down my face
My Ameri-Trade accounts so cold and empty
I cant look my broker in the face

And the bashers on I-Crud
Say I told you so again and again

Andi give me something to believe in
If theres a Lord above
Andi give me something to believe in
Oh Lord make the pps rise

Sometimes I wish to God I didn't know now
The things I didn't know then
Lord you gotta take me home

I read the posts on the message boards all in defeat
We used to think we had it made
Underneath the broken old Utopya site
That used to read ANDI SAVES

We made these crooks rich folks
And-I see how theyre living it up
While the poor investors drink rotgut
The Whiteman is drinking from a golden cup

Andi it just makes me wonder
Why so many lose, and so few win

Andi give me something to believe in
If theres a Lord above
Andi give me something to believe in
Oh Lord make the pps rise

Andi give me something to believe in
Andi give me something to believe in
Andi give me something to believe in
Andi give me something to believe in

Sometimes I wish to God I didn't know now
The things I didn't know then

Andi give me something to believe in

WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!