I have one for you:

Back in the day a friend had come into town
to stay a couple days with a new female friend.
I was warned that she was a feminist and to be
thoughtful of my speech.

So I did just that:
Waiting for 'my turn' i said to her
"I agree that words and terms should not
be used in loaded or poor usage generally.

SO

I said, "from now on getting tired of shit always being
used in male terms I will instead every other time say
'heifer shit' ".

Wow score one for the guys !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She maintained a respectful distance after that.
Never saying another feminist word to me.

I left with them to go to her place in Upper Peninsula MI a few weeks.