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Posted On: 07/06/2019 6:01:51 PM
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Oh those poor musicians >>>>>
A guy walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, I haven't had a
bowel movement in a week!" The doctor gives him a prescription for
a mild laxative and tells him, "If it doesn't work, let me know."
A week later the guy is back: "Doc, still no movement!" The doctor
says, "Hmm, guess you need something stronger," and prescribes a
powerful laxative.
Still another week later the poor guy is back: "Doc, STILL
nothing!" The doctor, worried, says, "We'd better get some more
information about you to try to figure out what's going on. What
do you do for a living?"
"I'm a musician."
The doctor looks up and says, "Well, that's it! Here's $10.00. Go
get something to eat!"
A guy walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, I haven't had a
bowel movement in a week!" The doctor gives him a prescription for
a mild laxative and tells him, "If it doesn't work, let me know."
A week later the guy is back: "Doc, still no movement!" The doctor
says, "Hmm, guess you need something stronger," and prescribes a
powerful laxative.
Still another week later the poor guy is back: "Doc, STILL
nothing!" The doctor, worried, says, "We'd better get some more
information about you to try to figure out what's going on. What
do you do for a living?"
"I'm a musician."
The doctor looks up and says, "Well, that's it! Here's $10.00. Go
get something to eat!"
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