I just had a horrible vision about what's going to happen to Dedubya in the not so distant future. I do hope my vision is wrong.

THREE OLD GRANDMAS

Three mischievous old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home when Dedubya walked by.

One of the old Grandmas yelled out, 'Hey Debubya, we bet we can tell exactly how old you are!'

Dedubya replied, 'There is no way you can guess my age!

One of the Grandmas said, 'Sure we can! Just drop your pants and undershorts and we can tell your exact age.'

Embarrassed, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, Dedubya dropped his drawers.

The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and then jump up and down several times.

Determined to prove them wrong, he did it.

Then they all said in unison,'You're 76 years old!'

Standing with his pants down around his ankles, Dedubya asked, 'How in the world did you guess my age?'

Slapping their knees, high fiving, and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily crowed.....

'We were at your birthday party yesterday.'


Alas, Dedubya has some sad days ahead. LOL