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Posted On: 06/10/2019 6:22:41 PM
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Really bad jokes
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Why was the broom late?
Because he overswept.
Where do fleas go to surf?
To the microwave.
How do dogs order eggs at restaurants?
Pooched.
Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?
I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.
What kind of limes open doors?
Key limes
What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?
Patty O'Furniture.
What did Snow White say when she dropped off her film?
"Some day my prints will come."
Why did the computer squeak?
Someone stepped on the mouse.
http://www.rinkworks.com/jokes/jokes56.shtml
Why was the broom late?
Because he overswept.
Where do fleas go to surf?
To the microwave.
How do dogs order eggs at restaurants?
Pooched.
Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?
I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.
What kind of limes open doors?
Key limes
What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?
Patty O'Furniture.
What did Snow White say when she dropped off her film?
"Some day my prints will come."
Why did the computer squeak?
Someone stepped on the mouse.
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