To his credit, I can kind of relate. I am totally against getting on top of roofs. So much so, that I have secretly wanted to wake up early in the morning and run straight to the computer to find my nearest roofing forums so that I could warn every roofer in the world the dangers of getting on top of roofs. It is my duty.

Now, I have to get going to my job at Dole where I put stickers on Pineapples.