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Posted On: 05/05/2019 4:31:22 PM
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I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party!
You know you’re getting older when an “all-nighter” means not getting up to pee.
With age comes skills, it’s called “multi-tasking”. Now you can laugh, cough, sneeze, fart, and pee all at the same time!
Of all the bears that could harm me ...
the gummy has come the closest. -- hey, if one looks at the damage sugar can do to our bodies, this is NOT a joke.
Took my grandson to the zoo yesterday.
Grandson: "Look, it's a frickin' elephant !"
Me: "What did you just call it?"
Grandson: "It says so on the sign...............AFRICAN elephant."
You know you’re getting older when an “all-nighter” means not getting up to pee.
With age comes skills, it’s called “multi-tasking”. Now you can laugh, cough, sneeze, fart, and pee all at the same time!
Of all the bears that could harm me ...
the gummy has come the closest. -- hey, if one looks at the damage sugar can do to our bodies, this is NOT a joke.
Took my grandson to the zoo yesterday.
Grandson: "Look, it's a frickin' elephant !"
Me: "What did you just call it?"
Grandson: "It says so on the sign...............AFRICAN elephant."
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