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Clean May Day jokes
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Can February March? No, but April May!
Why is the letter A like a flower? A bee (
comes after it!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
Why are trees very forgiving? Because in the Fall they "Let It Go" and by May Day they "turn over a new leaf".
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower? Bicycle petals!
What do you get when you plant kisses? Tu-lips (two-lips).
What kind of flower doesn't sleep at night? The Day-zzz.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower!
What did the bee say to the flower? Hello honey! What's a bees favorite flower? A bee-gonias!
May Day is observed annually on May 1. In many ancient calendars, May 1 was the first day of summer which was a cause for celebration. It is generally celebrated with flower baskets.
http://www.jokes4us.com/holidayjokes/maydayjokes.html
Can February March? No, but April May!
Why is the letter A like a flower? A bee (
comes after it! If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
Why are trees very forgiving? Because in the Fall they "Let It Go" and by May Day they "turn over a new leaf".
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower? Bicycle petals!
What do you get when you plant kisses? Tu-lips (two-lips).
What kind of flower doesn't sleep at night? The Day-zzz.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower!
What did the bee say to the flower? Hello honey! What's a bees favorite flower? A bee-gonias!
May Day is observed annually on May 1. In many ancient calendars, May 1 was the first day of summer which was a cause for celebration. It is generally celebrated with flower baskets.
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