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Posted On: 04/19/2019 8:00:53 AM
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Points to ponder
When travelling at the speed of sound, can you still hear the radio?
Does distressed leather come from really tense cows?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Why do people say, "It was in the last place I looked." Of course it was!
When French people swear, do they say "Pardon my English?".
If a man with no arms has a gun, is he armed?
Why is herbal tea allowed to be called tea when there
isn't a single tea leaf in it?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
If you opened up a box of milk duds and one was bad,
what would you call it?
Why is it that out of all the things that can fly...
FLY got the name?
I lost my watch at a party recently.
After searching for an hour, I notice that a man was standing on it
whilst forcing himself on a young woman.
I walked up to him and punched him in the face.
Nobody treats women like that, not on my watch.
Source: SHORENUFFSTUFF at iFib
When travelling at the speed of sound, can you still hear the radio?
Does distressed leather come from really tense cows?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Why do people say, "It was in the last place I looked." Of course it was!
When French people swear, do they say "Pardon my English?".
If a man with no arms has a gun, is he armed?
Why is herbal tea allowed to be called tea when there
isn't a single tea leaf in it?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
If you opened up a box of milk duds and one was bad,
what would you call it?
Why is it that out of all the things that can fly...
FLY got the name?
I lost my watch at a party recently.
After searching for an hour, I notice that a man was standing on it
whilst forcing himself on a young woman.
I walked up to him and punched him in the face.
Nobody treats women like that, not on my watch.
Source: SHORENUFFSTUFF at iFib
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