Sung to the tune Wishlist by Pearl Jam

I wish Steinberg had the nukes he said he would set off
I wish the SP would rise so I could finally move on
I wish Utopya still had an astronaut up on the Moon

The Christmas Story kid with his Red Ryder BB gun
I wish I had the dividends I wish Im still around
For fifty million shares raised ten thousand SWS oh my

I wish I was like Feiginator sailing sea to shining sea
I wish I never ever bought into ANDI
I wish The Stewys Keplinger Satellites were good
I wish I was the full moon shining off my new Lambos hood

I wish I had my savings at home behind the gun
I wish I soldout last April and having lots of fun
I wish I was the banana peel that Starkweather slips on
I wish I have the nerve to trust and still hold on

I wish I was Mr White we would all get a full refund

WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!