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Posted On: 03/20/2019 3:57:05 PM
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My parents were tough and raised us right.
If we needed to pay bribes to go to an Ivy League college, they would have made me work, save, and pay the bribes myself.
My mom always put safety first.
She used to warn me about running with scissors as we rode in her convertible with no seat-belts going 80 mph on the highway after she had a few beers.
Me: I'm going to build a time machine.
Her: *eating the last donut* - "What are you gonna use it for?"
Me: *eating the last donut* - "Righting wrongs"
Friend - Your grammar is horrible.
Me - My grammar is 97 and she's a saint. You watch your mouth!
CNN says the world is $217 Trillion in debt.
Who do we owe money to? The Decepticons???
A watched pot never boils…
but a pot left unattended burns. So you see my dilemma.
In Russia -
If you criticize the authorities, you'll be prosecuted under the law against insulting officials.
And if you praise the authorities, you'll be prosecuted under the law against fake news.
Two men walking abreast,
will invariably wind up fighting over it.
Source: SHORENUFFSTUFF at iFib
If we needed to pay bribes to go to an Ivy League college, they would have made me work, save, and pay the bribes myself.
My mom always put safety first.
She used to warn me about running with scissors as we rode in her convertible with no seat-belts going 80 mph on the highway after she had a few beers.
Me: I'm going to build a time machine.
Her: *eating the last donut* - "What are you gonna use it for?"
Me: *eating the last donut* - "Righting wrongs"
Friend - Your grammar is horrible.
Me - My grammar is 97 and she's a saint. You watch your mouth!
CNN says the world is $217 Trillion in debt.
Who do we owe money to? The Decepticons???
A watched pot never boils…
but a pot left unattended burns. So you see my dilemma.
In Russia -
If you criticize the authorities, you'll be prosecuted under the law against insulting officials.
And if you praise the authorities, you'll be prosecuted under the law against fake news.
Two men walking abreast,
will invariably wind up fighting over it.
Source: SHORENUFFSTUFF at iFib
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