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Posted On: 03/18/2019 6:24:14 PM
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Posted By: SaltyMutt
TWO OLD DRUNKS

Two old drunks are sitting in a bar when the first one says,

'Ya know, when I was thirty and got an erection, I couldn't bend it, even using both hands.
By the time I was forty, I could bend it about ten degrees, if I tried really hard.
By the time I was fifty, I could bend it about forty five degrees, no problem.
I'm gonna be sixty next week, and now I can bend it in half with just one hand.'

'So', says the second drunk, 'What's your point?'

'Well, I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get.'

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