My wife and I both got seat belt tickets
on the way to her job this morning.

The fresh faced pleasant
whippersnapper clean cut State Trooper
nice guy out on an overtime stent paid for
by government grants to ass kissing troopers
pulled us over on the entrance ramp
to the freeway at rush hour.

Are you kidding me /?!

My response to him was:

"I don't mean you but - - 40 years ago
I travelled cross country 8 days on a motorcycle
with nothing but a pair of sunglasses and a bed roll.
(meaning no helmet) And this is ShIt !!

He didn't say anything and left us with our two tickets.
I will let you guys know what that cost is later today
I look it up later today after I look it up.