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Posted On: 02/28/2019 8:00:51 PM
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Some Math Jokes
Why should you worry about the math teacher holding graph paper?
She’s definitely plotting something.
Are monsters good at math?
Not unless you Count Dracula.
Why are obtuse angles so depressed?
Because they’re never right.
How do you stay warm in any room?
Just huddle in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees.
A farmer counted 297 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 300.
Did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing the river?
It was three feet deep on average.
Why do math teachers love parks so much?
Because of all the natural logs.
Why was the math lecture so long?
The professor kept going off on a tangent.
How do you make seven an even number?
Just remove the “s.”
Why should you never mention the number 288?
Because it’s two gross.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine!
Why DID seven eat nine?
Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!
Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?
His parents wouldn’t Cosine.
What do you call a number that can’t keep still?
A roamin’ numeral.
Dear Algebra, Please stop asking us to find your X.
She’s never coming back—don’t ask Y.
Why did the two 4’s skip lunch?
They already 8!
Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average?
It was a ‘mean’ thing to say!
at iFib
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Why should you worry about the math teacher holding graph paper?
She’s definitely plotting something.
Are monsters good at math?
Not unless you Count Dracula.
Why are obtuse angles so depressed?
Because they’re never right.
How do you stay warm in any room?
Just huddle in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees.
A farmer counted 297 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 300.
Did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing the river?
It was three feet deep on average.
Why do math teachers love parks so much?
Because of all the natural logs.
Why was the math lecture so long?
The professor kept going off on a tangent.
How do you make seven an even number?
Just remove the “s.”
Why should you never mention the number 288?
Because it’s two gross.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine!
Why DID seven eat nine?
Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!
Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?
His parents wouldn’t Cosine.
What do you call a number that can’t keep still?
A roamin’ numeral.
Dear Algebra, Please stop asking us to find your X.
She’s never coming back—don’t ask Y.
Why did the two 4’s skip lunch?
They already 8!
Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average?
It was a ‘mean’ thing to say!
at iFib
From Quintessance
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