Sung to the tune The Sound of Silence by Simon and Garfunkel (or Disturbed, your preference)

Hello Andi my old friend,
Ive come to post of you again
You were a ticker softly creeping,
Dreamed of riches while I was sleeping
And the vision of a new Lambo that was planted in my brain,
Still remains
Within the blog of silence

On Investors Hangout I post alone
Been in these trips too long
MTACS PRs' are pure camp
SWS and Keer left me cold and damp
Then my eyes were shown a blog from Mr White
It was so contrite
And then the blog went silent

And in the naked shorts I saw,
Ten thousand bashers maybe more
Bashers posting without speaking,
Longs hearing without listening,
Three Stooges writing songs no one will ever share,
And no one dare,
Disturb the blog of silence

"Friends" said I 'Where will this go?
Silence from The Co. it grows
I need a new phone Mr White I implore you
My ZTEs' broke AND-I am too"
But my posts like silent snowflakes fell,
And echoed
In the blogs of silence

And the longs we bowed and prayed
To the ANDI God THEY made
And DVG flashed his warning
With his Twitter non conforming
And the pumpers said "The words of the prophets
Are posted on the message boards
And on the blogs"
And whispered in the blogs of silence

WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!