I like hearing about all the great things about our beloved BIEL:

http://www.bielcorp.com/products/testimonials/

This stock is SO CHEAP. You don't have to buy a lot to
get a lot back. 1 millions shares is going to cost you 900 bucks +commish)
Really??? That's like a couple of good nights out.
Skip a couple of good nights out and buy a million.
Better yet, skip the whole month and buy five million,
Then, sleep like a baby!!!