Hey Toodles, the Philly police hung reindeer on me. When they caught my slower friends, one of the cops said "and, you tell that f'ing reindeer that when we catch him, we will break his legs". It was easy to avoid them. They were fat from too many donuts and most streets where I grew up were one way, and, every street had alleys behind the "rowhouses" to cut through. And, I was young and thin and could run a little.

Toodles