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Posted On: 02/19/2019 8:21:03 AM
Post# of 126907
I hope my dog doesn't turn out weird...
because he's being home-schooled.
"Hello darkness my old friend."
Darkness: I'm not lending you any money.
You know that really private/embarrassing stuff
you say to your girlfriend when no one else is around?
Her friends know all that shit.
Legal gobbldygook:
An agreement is not an agreement until the parties to the agreement have reached an agreement.
You know someone means business when
they use a shopping cart at the liquor store.
What did one broke hooker say to the other?
Lend me $20 until I'm on my back again.
because he's being home-schooled.
"Hello darkness my old friend."
Darkness: I'm not lending you any money.
You know that really private/embarrassing stuff
you say to your girlfriend when no one else is around?
Her friends know all that shit.
Legal gobbldygook:
An agreement is not an agreement until the parties to the agreement have reached an agreement.
You know someone means business when
they use a shopping cart at the liquor store.
What did one broke hooker say to the other?
Lend me $20 until I'm on my back again.
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