Sung to the tune Buddy Holly by Weezer

Whats with these haters dissin my girl?
Why do they gotta front?
Why does I-Hub spout all these lies?
What made them all such cunts?

Woo-hoo, got a billion shares!
Woo-hoo, will we see a dime?
Woo-hoo, Andi, is it a crime?

Woo-ee-ooh, It looks like I lost my money!
Oh-oh, are we ever gonna score?
I dont care what Lie-Hub says about us anyway!
I dont care 'bout that!

Dont you bash here, our mods delete queers
Go back to I-Hub!
Your post deleted, you fn shit!
Our boards alot of fun!

Woo-hoo, got 5 billion shares!
Woo-hoo, will I see a dime?
Woo-hoo, Andi, is it a fn crime?

Woo-ee-ooh, It looks like I lost my money!
Oh-oh, are we really gonna score?
I dont care what I-Crud says about us anyways!
I dont care about that!
I dont care about that!

Bang! Bang!
Just bought some more!
My E-Trade account is down on the floor!
Oh no! WHOOP-A-DEE-DOO!
Forgot all about Utopya on YouTube
I bought a ton, and Im feeling blue
Whats a matter, whats a matter, whats a matter you?
Whats a matter DVG are you feeling blue? Oh-oh!
Andi, will it see a dime?
Andi, is it a fn crime?

Woo-ee-oh, I think I lost all my money!
Oh-oh! Are we ever gonna score?
I dont care what Lie-Hub says about us anyway!
I dont care 'bout that!
I dont care 'bout that!
I dont care "bout that!
I dont care "bout that!

WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!