Well if I am a demon, this demon just got jumped by two smelly Trump supporters after leaving White Castle! They beat me with one of those giant cherry licorice ropes, wrapped it around my neck, then poured a Diet Coke on me and yelled MAGA! Then they called me (sniffle)…….
A FATTY! At least I still have my case of sliders, onion chips, mozzarella sticks, and two dozen Chicken Rings with marinara! I'll call the cops after I pig out! WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!

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