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Posted On: 02/16/2019 4:04:12 PM
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An 80 year old gent proposed to a beautiful 22 year old girl, she said yes!
She told him that it would be best if he went to the doctor for a check up.
While at the doctor's office the dr told him
"Sex Could be very dangerous for a weak heart"
His reply was
"If she Dies She Dies!"
Accordion to a recent survey, 90% of people
don't notice when you replace words with names of musical instruments.
I should run for public office...
just to see the scandalous dirt they dig up on me.
I would really like to piece together my twenties.
A license... is what you get when the government
steals your rights and then sells them back to you.
When I'm finally holding all the right cards,
everyone wants to play chess.
I should run for public office...
just to see the scandalous dirt they dig up on me.
I would really like to piece together my twenties.
A license... is what you get when the government
steals your rights and then sells them back to you.
When I'm finally holding all the right cards,
everyone wants to play chess.
My psychiatrist told me I'm bipolar.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Guy is walking through a park and sees an old man sitting on a bench with a dog by his side.
"Will your dog bite if I try to pet him?"
"Not a chance. My dog is as friendly as can be."
After multiple chomps and lots of blood...
"I thought you said that your dog doesn't bite"
"That's not my dog".
She told him that it would be best if he went to the doctor for a check up.
While at the doctor's office the dr told him
"Sex Could be very dangerous for a weak heart"
His reply was
"If she Dies She Dies!"
Accordion to a recent survey, 90% of people
don't notice when you replace words with names of musical instruments.
I should run for public office...
just to see the scandalous dirt they dig up on me.
I would really like to piece together my twenties.
A license... is what you get when the government
steals your rights and then sells them back to you.
When I'm finally holding all the right cards,
everyone wants to play chess.
I should run for public office...
just to see the scandalous dirt they dig up on me.
I would really like to piece together my twenties.
A license... is what you get when the government
steals your rights and then sells them back to you.
When I'm finally holding all the right cards,
everyone wants to play chess.
My psychiatrist told me I'm bipolar.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Guy is walking through a park and sees an old man sitting on a bench with a dog by his side.
"Will your dog bite if I try to pet him?"
"Not a chance. My dog is as friendly as can be."
After multiple chomps and lots of blood...
"I thought you said that your dog doesn't bite"
"That's not my dog".
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