Instead I think we should find a milk company that would either run a series of conspiracy theories on the cartons, providing some laughs for the breakfast cereal community.

Or, for your local community, a 'Lost Critical Thinking Skills' alert with your picture on the carton.

Trump is 'missing in action' when it comes to functioning as an effective president, and you're worried about the whereabouts of one of several elderly SCOTUS members.

Because yeah, another conspiracy theory that even you won't post the particulars of.